Keystone Beer, a quartet of middle school children and 38-year-old Rosharon Lummus,better known as “Keystone Beer Mother of the Year” are a combustible combination, at least if what Anderson County authorities are saying is true. Who are you going to believe?
According to Tylerpaper.com and Sheriff Greg Taylor, Lummus hosted a birthday party for the middle school children on a country road southwest of Palestine that began last Tuesday and raged on into the wee hours of Wednesday. Makes you wonder who was supervising whom.
That was when police were dispatched to the scene by the parents of one of the kids, who ranged in age from 12 to 14, with one unknown.
As the investigation continued, police claim to have found out that Lummus supplied Keystone beer to the kids, and that when one of the parents confronted Lummus for being drunk, things got hairy.
“Lummus began hitting the mother and punching her before she ran into the house to get a large butcher knife and came back on the porch threatening the woman,” Taylor said.
The woman had scrapes and bruises but was able to flee with her daughter before things escalated further.
Rosharon Lummus
A mother of a 13-year-old child said that her child had what appeared to be a seizure and respiratory problems after the party. That child was taken to a hospital, treated for drunkenness, and released.
While police say that some of the children told them that Lummus also gave them weed, none was found in the house. Police did find the wooden-handled butcher knife though.
Lummus now faces charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, child endangerment, and supplying minors with alcohol.
This make you think what in the world did she have planned for the children to have as party favors. Maybe they were going to get a butcher knife on a key ring with a cold one for the road.
Maybe that country song by Ed Bruce, Mommas don’t let you babies grow up to be cowboys, could be changed to, Mommas don’t let your babies grow up to be Rosharon Lummas, aka Keystone Beer Mother of the Year.
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